• Me: I'm so going to meet the vamps.
  • Mum: no.
  • Brain: no.
  • The vamps: no.
  • Life: no.
  • Me: guess i'll have to go back to sleep.

HEY GUYS IM BACK… MWAHA MISS ME?

dlzcauseyolo:

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! MY NEW HUSBAND - GEORGE

I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

dlzcauseyolo:

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! MY NEW HUSBAND - GEORGE

I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

Diet starts tomorrow…

jaisnipples:

jainoskipans:

nigga-jai:

janoskiansfanforever:

wot?

Jai, I read that about 8 times and it still doesn’t make sense. 

Writing irrelevant crap is a Brooks thing I swear. That’s why sometimes I post irrelevant rants *hair flip to the right**hair flip to the left*

wat

come again…?

(Source: jaisfreckles)

shakeitshelley:

i wouldnt give a damn if he changed his name to flamingo shit just look at his face

proud to say that I’m an air-conditioner.

  • red: seven insecurities
  • orange: six fears
  • yellow: five turn ons
  • green: four life goals
  • blue: three fears
  • indigo: two weaknesses
  • violet: one thing you love

vvierd:

everyone had a crush on peter pan and if say you didn’t you’re a filthy liar
you know the one i’m taking about

ohmygod, i still do…awks.